I got pulled over for speeding the other day while coming home from soccer and while we were waiting for the officer to write up the ticket she was silent. WEIRD! I looked at her in the rearview and saw tears running down her cheeks. I turned around and asked why she was crying and she said, "i don't know how to drive a car and i don't even know the way to our home, so with you going to jail how do I get home? Do I just have to stay in the car?"
This one came out while driving in the car so I wasn't really listening to what she was saying before this comment but I do know it had nothing to do with our country or politics at all.
Madi-"Mom. that Obama dude who is like the president. Well he has a black face."
Mom-"Yep he does. Tanner turn around in your seat!"
Madi- "Hum...well Miss Lydia and Miss Evelyn have brown faces"
Mom- "Tanner if I tell you again how to sit in the car I swear... that's right Madisen. "
Madi-"Mom Tanner is turned around in his seat and is putting his cream face in my cream face."
Mom-"Tanner!!!..."
Tanner-"I know your swear.. whatever that means."
Laughter erupts from both the kids
Kids say the funniest things!!